Which Run it Up Warrior has the best chance of surviving the zombie apocalypse?
"Alex Hout (alexnyc). He was previously a divorce attorney for Donald Trump. I believe he would be the best at manipulating survivors to help him out."
"Obviously Melly. Chewy would protect her, and I'd sacrifice myself to protect her."
"Me! We grew up playing these kind of games, come on!"
"Nathan [Manuel, aka JimmiesBoss]. Doesn't he eat super healthy and stuff? Let's go with that."
"Oh man! Oh, I know: I'm going with Melly and Albert. Because Chewy may look all cute and fluffy, but he'll protect them fiercely."
"I fail the number one rule of the zombie apocalypse, which is endurance. So I have to pick someone better there. I might pick Jason himself! Actually, Chewy. Chewy's gonna be my answer."
"Myself. I'm crazy and I have no fear."
"That's a tough question. I'd say Kevin Martin. He looks like he does a ton of cardio, which is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse."